Q. What did the hotel owner say to the elephant that could
not pay his bill?
A. Pack your trunk and get out
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Q. What is the difference between an elephant and a banana?
A. Try picking them up, an elephant is much heavier.
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Q. What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?
A. His shadow
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Q. What do you do if an elephant sneezes?
A. Get out of his way.
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Q. Can elephants jump higher than a lamp post?
A. Of course. lamp posts can't jump
Q. What do you call ten elephants chasing after you?
A. Ten after one
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Q. What is the difference between an elephant and a flea?
A. An elephant can have fleas but fleas cannot have elephants.
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Q. What do you call an elephant that flies?
A. A jumbo jet.
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Q. Why were elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
A. They couldn't keep their trunks up.
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Q. What time is it when an elephant sits on a fence?
A. Time to get a new fence.
Funny Elephant Jokes For Kids
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